beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

(via the-demons-are-here)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via through-sin-n-self-destruction)

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

(via causeiamrandom)

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via chest-hole-man)